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gefiltefishka) wrote2009-12-30 10:14 am
gefiltefishka) wrote2009-12-30 10:14 am
Hanukkah gelts
ребенок (5 1/2) общается с дантистом... дальше все по-английски
R. - Do you know the difference between Santa Clause and Ded Moroz?
D. - No. What is it?
R. - Ded Moroz comes for New Year and Santa come on Christmas.
D. - Really? Do you celebrate Christmas?
R. - Neah. We celebrate Hanukkah and New Year.
D. - So, did you get lots of Hanukkah gelts this year?
R. - *sigh* Neah. We ran out of candles.
Our kosher dentist was laughing, asking if Rudik is always THAT funny or that was the laughing gas they gave him for treatment.
Yes, Doc, he is always THAT funny.
On the other hand, Danna answered the same question at the different occasion with very sad response. "With MY grandma? Never! I already had grandma that loved me very much." What can I say? She misses her great deal.
R. - Do you know the difference between Santa Clause and Ded Moroz?
D. - No. What is it?
R. - Ded Moroz comes for New Year and Santa come on Christmas.
D. - Really? Do you celebrate Christmas?
R. - Neah. We celebrate Hanukkah and New Year.
D. - So, did you get lots of Hanukkah gelts this year?
R. - *sigh* Neah. We ran out of candles.
Our kosher dentist was laughing, asking if Rudik is always THAT funny or that was the laughing gas they gave him for treatment.
Yes, Doc, he is always THAT funny.
On the other hand, Danna answered the same question at the different occasion with very sad response. "With MY grandma? Never! I already had grandma that loved me very much." What can I say? She misses her great deal.